Pirate Vs. Ninja - Less expensive than Monkey Vs. Robot.

Someday I will say with pride that I personally took away the shock value of dressing up ninjas in frilly outfits Um... so... I can only draw Ganondorf... when he's wearing stuff like this? Naturally I chose the worst possible song for Pirate to sing with that accent. This is SUPREME evil we're talking about! Oh, and I DO think of the children. I tell them to get jobs and stop listening to hippity-hop. >:D

Also, this:

So! Who wants to tell me how hot Ninja is?! Huh? HUUUH???

Some people can write forever and be fine. I am not one of them.

What? Do I have something on my face? Apparently the author of Pheonix Requiem doesn't have this kind of trouble, which means she's some sort of space wizard.

This was at the end of the first draft. I'd known for a long time I'd have to do the story again, but that didn't stop me from throwing a MASSIVE fit, then sharing it with the internet.

This was also before I discovered the magic of layers

I like Stinky Beard, but I was worried I was the only one, so...

He gets to die another day :)