Pirate or Ninja? My webcomic is not the best webcomic ever (YET), but there will be blood, swearing, drinking, internet memes, and lots of cross-dressing (blame the ninja--he's an anime character). Eventually, your mercy or lack thereof will decide who lives and who dies!

...Probably, anyway.

In the meantime, enjoy the 'omakes' as I write the book! You may email me at GymGreenSPAMFREEdragon64@aol.com (minus the SPAMFREE part).

5/20/12

Guuhbughbuhbuhguh. Buh.

5/5/12

What the hell is sense and why should I make any?

4/26/12

Sorry for the short, non-gag-related updated, but I just got my wisdom teeth removed. I am doing precisely crap for a while.

4/21/12

Things like, 'What should a story about Pirate and Ninja be about' might seem obvious, but... Well, hopefully it won't take you YEARS to figure it out like it did me. :)

Learn from my fail!

4/15/12

THIS!

We saved this Spycrab when we found him injured by a Pootis bird. He'll never be re-released into the wild, but he seems happy enough and guards my chocolate.

The rose says, "Roses are red, dead flesh is green. When the dead start to rise, you're on my team <3 <3

(And yes those are ponies on my desk.)

4/2/12

This took FOREVERRRRR! Hopefully it shows in the visuals. Everyone be proud of me for not adding loads of dialogue to take up the space (AND YES I WAS TEMPTED).

3/22/12

...Guys... whatever you do, do NOT look up Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles right now. Here's something happy to do/think about instead:

3/2/12

Place your bets!

2/28/12

Hate everything. I hate everything with mad and angry.

But hey, I've lost 4 pounds! Yay...?

2/19/12

It's almost done! The omakes and the TF2 stuff is ALLLMOST DONE...!

So naturally it would be NOW that things get crazy in my social life. Which, apparently, I have! O.O

2/9/12

Singles Awareness day is coming up. Seeing as it's a Tuesday, it may be that no one cares...

2/1/12

I was happily drawing up comics, then I took a zombie to the brain...