Prologue!

1) I had a bad dream
2) Yaaaaaay!
3) Calculus lesson
4) Always wear underwear
5) Stinky's inner strength
6) Nightmare fuel
7) The pants are dead
8) LOOK AT ME
9) The face of Horror
10) That didn't happen

Story proper!

Part the 1st

11) Got Captain?
12) Puppy punt!
13) Guess who?
14) I couldn't resist
15) What's dignity?
16) Gonna getchya!
17) Blammo! Sha-bims!!
18) The proper introduction
19) Have you no indecency, sir?
20) Ghost of Pirate Past
21) The first thing I do is...
22) ..."Voluptuous"???
23) Mermaidur!
24) Cartoon adrenaline!!!
25) Get yer hands off me chest!
26) Life is like...
Extra) I need a minute